Life has me by the proverbial family jewels* as it is wont to every now and then. Hang on while I wrestle myself out of its grip...
[* Update - Er, if you're under 18, are reading this post with a parent somewhere in the vicinity or are simply offended by somewhat direct (but rather amusing) references to certain parts of the male anatomy, don't click that link now. Come back on your 18th birthday or when mum's left the room! =) ]