Why is traffic the very WORST on Monday mornings? I mean, people get to work on the other four days of the work too, right? Why then does it seem like there are more cars, bikes, cycles, people and everything in between on the roads on a Monday morning than there will be on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday - all combined? Why does it take me twenty minutes on a Monday morning to cover a stretch, inch by coma-inducing inch, that would on any other day, take me just three? And why, pray tell, does everyone drive so badly on Monday mornings?